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		<title>Metallica no Brasil</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A banda de confirmou uma grande turnê pelo país.
Ao todo serão 40 shows distribuídos por todo o Brasil:
20 em Sampa e 20 no Rio,

cumprindo o melhor da grade do rock internacional em solo tupiniquim.


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		<title>Esportes Olímpicos para #Rio2016</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rio 2016 &#8211; Novas Modalidades Olímpicas
As Olimpíadas do Rio de Janeiro, em 2016, guardam uma série de especificidades.
Entre os esportes, recolhemos algumas enumeradas web afora. Veja.

Malabarismo de Semáforo (via @exucaveiracover)
Apanhador de Bala Perdida (via @shadowrunnerbr)
Acumulador de Esperança Política (via @jokernews)
1000m Livres na Linha Vermelha (via @jokernews)
1000m com Barreiras na Fernão Dias
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		<title>Fora Sarney: A TEORIA DO MURO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Por dentro (e por cima) da TEORIA DO MURO de Sarney
Muro de Berlim vira Muro de Festim:
Os tiros até convencem no realismo, mas não passam de fogo de palha!
Muro das Lamentações vira Muro das Ponderações:
A tribuna é livre. Todo mundo fala. Pondera.  Modera. Onera!
Muro da Coréia vira Muro da Diarréia:
Verborragia parlamentar seguida de diarréia intelectual!
Muralha [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jokernews.wordpress.com&blog=3068508&post=149&subd=jokernews&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft Word &#8211; Versão Senado Brasileiro

Sarney, um grande Radical de Centro


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		<title>Tremor em Juazeiro</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tsunami lança ondas de até 10 metros de altura na cidade de Juazeiro/BA

 

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		<title>&#8220;Assar uma Carninha&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fala sério:

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		<description><![CDATA[Para sair da Crise Financeira Internacional, a Indústria Fonográfica resolveu pressionar governos de vários países para que utilizadores de programas de download que baixassem conteúdo &#8220;ilegal&#8221; fossem multados. Assim, juntando toda essa grana, podem, talvez, amenizar os estragos sem ter que demitir sua mão-de-obra escrava; ops, artística!
Os caras são bons!
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		<title>Rota de Colisão</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Obituário do Absurdo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inevitável&#8230;

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		<link>http://jokernews.wordpress.com/2009/02/14/110/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Homenagem do Joker à SVP e seu cartaz nada xenofóbico!

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		<link>http://jokernews.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/100/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pedro Penido</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOKER IS BACK! PARTE II!
E AGORA NO TWITTER!
&#62;&#62; HUMOR E CORROSÃO &#60;&#60;


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